Strangers on a Tram (2001)
Alternative Titles: Swapsies, Multicoloured Swap Shop, 01 811 8055
Two 11-year-old boys, Billy Grunt and Jimmy Tardis, meet on a tram from Oldham to Derker, and talk about swapping Panini football stickers.
Billy takes the swap too seriously and continues to stalk Jimmy until he's traded his umpteenth spare Ryan Giggs for Jimmy's Shaun Goater.
Starring: Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly.
Jimmy: "Got... Got... Got..."
BIFTA Nomination: Top Trumps (2002)
Directed by: Alfred Hichcock. UK Colour.