The Bourbon Identity (2002)
Alternative Titles: Bourbon Creams, Tesco's Finest Bourbon Creams, Sainsbury's Be Good to Yourself
Matt Damon stars in this high-octane thriller of intrigue, murder and biscuits. Damon plays Walter Onion, a production line worker for the Big Business Biscuit Co.
Walter is accused of stealing bourbon creams from the packaging department. It's a race against time to find the real culprit and clear his good name.
Starring: Matt Damon.
Boss: "These biscuits have gone soft! What have I said about closing the fucking tin?"
BIFTA Winner: Best Melting Moments (2003)
Directed by: Panini Stickers. US Colour.