The Brain from Planet Raptou  (1991)

Alternative Titles: Raptou is for You, It Cuts It Chops It Sucks, Innovations, Wait There's More!

Genre: Sci-Fi

Plot:
A UFO lands in the car park of the Thwackton branch of Asda, causing much panic amongst last-minute Christmas shoppers who presume aliens have come to steal every last turkey on Earth.

An alien in the form of a disembodied brain places a curse on the store's kitchen appliances - giving them a dangerous life of their own.

Starring: Bertie Bassett and Anna Seed.

Quotes:
Woman #1: "That turkey's mine, bitch!"

BIFTA Winner: Best Christmas Album in the World... Ever! (1992)

Directed by: Admail Cheapcrap. UK Colour.