

The Brain from Planet Raptou (1991)
Alternative Titles: Raptou is for You, It Cuts It Chops It Sucks, Innovations, Wait There's More!
Genre: Sci-Fi
Plot:
A UFO lands in the car park of the Thwackton branch of Asda, causing much panic amongst last-minute Christmas shoppers who presume aliens have come to steal every last turkey on Earth.
An alien in the form of a disembodied brain places a curse on the store's kitchen appliances - giving them a dangerous life of their own.
Starring: Bertie Bassett and Anna Seed.
Quotes:
Woman #1: "Get away from that turkey, you bitch!"
BIFTA Winner: Best Christmas Album in the World... Ever! (1992)
Directed by: Admail Cheapcrap. UK. Colour.