The Beast with Five Arseholes (1939)
Alternative Titles: The Monster Arse, Asparagus the Beast, Fuckin' Arseholed, Fancy That
A quiet rural town is thrown into pandemonium, as it emerges that the murder of 13 people is down to a five-arseholed hairy monster.
Starring: Trevor Howard.
Johnny: "Damn, it's ugly I gotta tell ya, it looks like a cow and it's as big as a house! That reminds me, my sister is in town."
BIFTA Nomination: Best Dung (1940)
Directed by: Selwyn Friggitt. US. Black and White.