Jacob's Cracker (1993)
Alternative Titles: Biscuits of Death, Choke to Death, Hokum Choke 'Em, Jacob Marley
Throat-clutching horror whodunit set in a country hotel in Cumbria. Just who is responsible for the poisoned cream crackers?
Starring: Ted Robbins and Phyllis Shave.
David: "Yes, I've a room reserved under the name Gawpthorpe..."
BIFTA Winner: Best Room Service (1994)
Directed by: Stinky Navel. UK Colour.