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Texas Chainstore Massacre  (1992)

Alternative Titles: Chainstore Massacre, Chainstore Slaughter, Texas Homecare, I Don't Want a Lover

Genre: Horror

Plot:
Interior designer goes on the stalk 'n' slash with power-tools after his temper snaps while trying to fit laminate flooring, as part of a TV makeover on some numb-nut's home.

Starring: Lawrence Llewellin-Bellin, Cilla Black and Carol Decker.

Quotes:
Peter: "Dado rail, my ass."

Most Helpful User Review:
DIY disasters with a difference - you won't see this on Changing Rooms!


BIFTA Nomination: Best Design Under Budget (1993)

Directed by: Ivor Bigg-Poole. UK Colour.

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