Texas Chainstore Massacre (1992)
Alternative Titles: Chainstore Massacre, Chainstore Slaughter, Texas Homecare, I Don't Want a Lover
Interior designer goes on the stalk 'n' slash with power-tools after his temper snaps while trying to fit laminate flooring, as part of a TV makeover on some numb-nut's home.
Starring: Lawrence Llewellin-Bellin, Cilla Black and Carol Decker.
Peter: "Dado rail, my ass."
Most Helpful User Review:
DIY disasters with a difference - you won't see this on Changing Rooms!
BIFTA Nomination: Best Design Under Budget (1993)
Directed by: Ivor Bigg-Poole. UK Colour.