The Picture of Dorien Green (2001)
Alternative Titles: What a Picture!, You Call That Art?
Birds of a Feather spin-off. Sharon and Tracey discover that Dorien has a self-portait in her loft. And it's shit. So they take the piss for 90 minutes in this light-weight comedy drama.
Starring: Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and Lesley Joseph.
Sharon: "I could paint a better picture with my arsehole!"
BIFTA Winner: Tracey Emin Special Award for Utter Shite (2002)
Directed by: Minnie Milk. UK Colour / Black & White.