Bland Hotel (1940)
Alternative Titles: Nothing Important Happened Today, Boredom Hotel, Crossroads Motel
Greta Garbo and an ensemble cast of unknowns watch paint dry in the lobby of the eponymous hotel.
Starring: Greta Garbo, Kath Owed-Ray and Nick Titt.
Receptionist: "God, I'm so bored I could chew my shoes for entertainment."
BIFTA Nomination: Best Borefest (1941)
Directed by: Holly Wood. US Colour.