Diamonds Are Expensive (1976)
Alternative Titles: Diamonds Are Sparkly, Le Diamonique de Speciale
The Bond franchise took a rather bizarre turn in casting Eric Morecambe as Her Majesty's Secret Agent.
A diamond smuggling investigation leads 007 to Blackpool, where he uncovers an extortion plot headed by his nemesis, Blojob (Ernie Wise).
Starring: Eric Morecambe & Ernie Wise.
Bond: "Look at the size of those rocks!"
Most Helpful User Review:
I love the scene where Bond makes the joke about the ice cream van. We watch this every Boxing Day.
BIFTA Winner: Best Christmas Special (1977)
Directed by: Boris Gumption. UK/US. Colour.