Tesco Chainsaw Massacre (1990)
Alternative Titles: Supermarket Stalk, Checkout Chop-up, Have You Got a Clubcard?, He Knows You've Got More than 5 Items Or Less
The checkout girls and boys at the local Tesco go nutzoid after the UHT milk turns radioactive and leaks.
Starring: Dale Winton and DJ Shadow.
Voice on loudspeaker: "Will all the Queue Busters please make their way to the checkouts, thank you."
Most Helpful User Review:
SPOILERS: Grisly scene at the baker's counter - where the store manager's head is cooked in the oven - is overshadowed by the climax where the staff eat each other to death. This film is deliciously wrong.
BIFTA Nomination: Best Confusion of an Actor in a Supporting Role (1991)
Directed by: Les Boss. UK Colour.