One of Our Dinosaurs Is Shitting (1980)
Alternative Titles: Dinobobs, It's Alive, Jurassic Crap, I Can Shit Miracles, Potty Time
Museum workers are astonished when they arrive one morning to find that the skeleton of a tyrannosaurus rex has produced droppings. Realising that this miracle is enough to save the museum from closure, they quickly sell the story to The Sun.
Starring: Peter Ustinov, Helen Heyes and Michael Bentine.
Mark: "My dad does poos that big..."
BIFTA Winner: Best Fertilizer (1981)
Directed by: Bob Scooper. US/UK Colour.