Desperately Seeking Asylum  (2002)

Alternative Titles: Easy Rider, Pushover in the UK

Genre: Drama

Plot:
The story of refugees trying to gain entry into Britain. They face hassle and paperwork from the Home Office but eventually receive rent-free housing, mobile phones and driving lessons.

Starring: Madonna and Felix Toe.

Quotes:
Housing Officer: "No Mr Nmabi, you don't have to pay Council Tax. There are plenty of British pensioners we can bleed dry instead."

Most Helpful User Review:
Complete racist propaganda, no wonder Daily Mail readers voted it "Film of the Decade" in November 2009.

BIFTA Winner: Best Way Around the System (2003)

Directed by: Crimble Croft. UK Colour.