

Desperately Seeking Asylum (2002)
Alternative Titles: Immigration Story, Little Britain, The UKIP Party Election Broadcast
Genre: Drama
Plot:
The story of millions and millions of illegal immigrants trying to gain entry into Britain.
Starring: Jeremy Clarkson and Felix Toe.
Quotes:
Housing Officer: "No, you don't have to pay Council Tax. There are plenty of British pensioners we can bleed dry instead."
Most Helpful User Review:
Disgraceful racist propaganda, no wonder Daily Mail readers voted it "Film of the Decade" in December 2009.
BIFTA Winner: Best Stop Talking Now (2003)
Directed by: Crimble Croft. UK. Colour.